Tag: verses

  • J

    J

    Stay home till it’s cured, they said. Don’t go out yet, it’s still really bad. Try to stay sane, mental health is serious, don’t go mad. So much has already happened, it is indeed a tad bit sad.

    I obeyed, duly complied, stood at one place, didn’t move. I understood the implications, nobody had to try too hard to prove. I submitted myself and kept myself grounded. Kept washing my hands every 15 minutes, nobody had to shout as I was self-hounded.

    (more…)
  • Skin Whitening Shit

    Skin Whitening Shit

    Whether you were near or away from the Equator,
    You ought to have the tone which you assumed to be better

    You tried to apply balm, creams, multi-colored ointments,
    Still, you couldn’t get rid of the obvious resentments

    Did you think it was NOT because of the color of your skin?
    Or your short-sightedness or your current/last birth’s sin

    You gave up, gave in and considered yourself inferior,
    You let them have it, for superficial fun, you ruined your interior

    How does it matter, what is the shade you have now, your life’s up for bids
    You learned it from your elders and taught the same to your kids

    Be Black, White and Asian like panda, they said
    But you handed over your soul to the rules they laid

    Hands up Panda!
    Hands up Panda!

    Till when will you wait, to raise your voice?
    Most of it anyways will fade into the noise

    It would work better if you could do see a bit,
    First stop applying yourself any Skin Whitening Shit

    (more…)

  • An Ode to the Bengaluru Road

    Gone are those days, when people’s talking taste was only about Weather and Traffic. The new talk of the town, hey smile.. don’t frown, is the locations of potholes so specific.

    They add to the beauty, and act as the dimple, oh road you cutie! They’re spread across everywhere in the city. They don’t spare anyone, a pedestrian or a wheeler, but only the helicopters and that’s a pity.

    They are spread across all the roads in a peculiarly random fashion. You might avoid one, or may be even 2, but you cannot help but get into another and learn a quick driving lesson.

    Because where else will you get such a lovely training to drive and BONUS: open your senses to the unpicked garbage’s stench for free? With increase in concentration and ability to stretch, (the answer is everywhere in the country).

    Some manholes would be open, some would be absent. Some men will fall and become God’s tenant. Some holes would be wide, some will be narrow. If you haven’t bathe since yesterday, it will rain again 2 days in a row, carry an umbrella or you can take open shower tomorrow.

    You have nothing to lose. It will only make you good, while driving with one hand as and putting the other to cover your no(o)se.

    The randomness of the holes cannot be measured but at least that’s what makes them something to be treasured. As one survives the potholed lanes, one finally reaches the city’s foamy veins.

    I saw one guard, stopping a cameraman from taking the pics of one of the lathery Lake. But all in vain as the froth was in full flow, lake gave everyone around a low blow, we inhaled more toxin than the pics that he could ever take.

    So is the condition everywhere in Monsoon, or otherwise. The asphalt is laid but withers away too soon, and we keep tolerating it like common loons. We cannot be optimistic or get our hopes up because whatever dream of development you have, will, for optical fibre cable, get dug up.

  • An Ode to ISRO

    In a country like India, there are extreme contrasts in status of living. While we have the poshest malls with sleek interiors and shiny billboards, just few hundred meters from there, we can have poverty ridden neighborhoods which lack even basic necessities like water and spaces to live. We have metros swooshing over a bridge and can have families living under the same bridges oblivious to the rush above. We are known to move 4 steps forward and 2 steps backward in even things like common civic sense. Our Prime Minister has to explicitly mention about things like cleanliness and toilets even after almost 7 decades of Independence. I can go on and complain about things which are wrong in our country, but I will stop here.

    This post is for the things that work and how!

    In a country where people change their utmost important appointments due to some celestial object just transitioning another and thereby blocking our line of view of the latter creating a ‘sootak‘, we also have people who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what Indians (and humans) are capable of.

    This is for ISRO.

    When first humans set foot on the moon
    the whole world moved and began to swoon
    we also fluttered a bit while still in infancy
    started things of our own, though not so fancy

    25 days after that giant leap
    a small org in India came into being
    we were still young and just getting the hang
    we started our own, though not with a big bang

    Then PM met scientist Sarabhai, joined hands at par
    and ISRO got formed from INCOSPAR
    with humble beginnings and challenges that mar
    it had to overcome them all and travel very far

    You are drastically poor and can’t feed your own people
    you still use bullock carts as your national vehicle
    what are you going to achieve, they always asked
    do tasks to mask your poverty, rather than trying to bask

    They said, damn, you don’t need a space programme
    It won’t work, it will all be a sham,
    Just pray for the rain, you are a country of farmers
    Harvest food not ideas, anyways you are just snake charmers

    But

    Some people relented and counter-challenged the challenge
    They knew that they had it in themselves, ignored the barrage
    Motive was not to display our astronomical might
    But it was to give wings to the hope and push it to flight

    Since ages India has always been keen in astronomy // and also astrology 🙂
    it derailed in between but had to again get autonomy
    From Zero to Mysore’s rockets, we always had sound minds
    Hungry we might have been, but hungry also for other kinds

    So it quietly worked and kept breaking new grounds
    Sent several satellites and successes kept doing rounds
    With every launch, it generates more and more amaze
    It always fazes the doubts, but without hoopla or craze

    The people there are, are totally unlike celebrities
    The things they do, needs precise degree of alacrity
    with apron clad gentlemen and saree clad ladies, young and old
    they smile they cheer with subtlety, but that’s how they roll

    Whatever its motive that time may have been
    For me it is clear from what I have seen
    it gives us hope that we can do a lot
    Nothing is impossible if we have a mission to be sought

    From Aryabhatta to MOM, we have come a long way
    ISRO’s eyes are set on targets with no chance of sway
    it enlightens the hope to overcome and explore
    it keeps successes quiet and let its work to do the roar.

    Made this small gesture with ideas from Newspace India and Sandy.

    ISROCKS
    ISRO’s Mars orbiter mission, Chandrayaan and Aryabhatta satellites

    Well, I just wish to see more of their work to be displayed in schools and colleges, more exhibitions of the achievements, occasional site visits of the launches of the PSLVs, more boastful tweets like Elon Musk does, but I know that won’t happen. They will keep building amazing stuffs with seriousness and calm. But I am sure that they will continue to inspire and give smiles to us.

     

     

    Update: Came across this interesting video:

  • Axe and Tree

    There was once a confident but a fruitless tree
    it kept swaying lightly, often with glee
    Leaves were scanty and shade was small
    Still it could give relief to one and all
    Filtered the sunlight and made Sun more soothing
    Travelers could take shelter and indulge in snoozing
    Branches were short but when it rained
    you could wait there, it didn’t much pain.

    Tree wasn’t exceptional as it did what all others did too
    It’s the basic job of the tree to see everyone through
    It started boasting occasionally and carry an ego of its own
    Trees around liked it anyways, for it, they had themselves sown
    The ego however was growing more like a balloon
    It had started to believe that it deserved much more swoon
    But they wanted the tree to be more useful in another way
    They wanted it to be eventually furniture-d away.

    It’s the fate of the tree to be used for making a table
    If you can’t give flowers, be a chair, it’s in the fable
    But it had now become selfish and also quite stubborn
    And acted like it could lead life on its own terms
    Although, it was aware of its size and visible shortcomings
    It still acted casual and was conscious of the jeers forthcoming
    With time, gleaming leaves started falling, it started to concur
    Other trees started showed anger, it’s time, stop being a wanker.

    This poem is not at all related to the Biblical Luke 13:6
    which talks of a non-fruitful tree which had gotten into Jesus’ fix
    Destined it is though, that the tree had to eventually give in
    It said you can cut one one branch at a time and let it sink in
    They agreed and called a Lumberjack to do the due
    Tree didn’t know of how much pain the Axe will spew
    So an axe falls, other trees rejoice and a branch dismembers
    Time goes on, we live and die, the axe forgets but the tree remembers…

  • Well in Time Day Post

    If you are ‘taken’ and reading this from your safe confine
    Had a romantic candle lit night dine and topped it with wine so fine
    Have just gifted her ring which has luster so bright, it shines
    then buddy I think that you did the right thing, well in time.

    Because if you have delayed it and still waiting for the right moment
    you are surely outdone yourself, get prepared for some relentless torment
    You’re going to get hounded like MSM media yells at Modi government
    You will run high and dry and won’t get a breather, forget about chlormint.

    Your friends your neighbors your cook your tailor
    Your aunt your uncle your didi her Devar
    Your teacher your peon your relatives ask you a favor
    and your colleagues your dhobhi your barber and his shaver
    and many more ask directly without being any clever
    that when are you getting married, do it no, be braver
    it is nothing, lose some slack, don’t be a saver
    see this, meet her, say hi, arey at least crave her
    you don’t have time left now, we will give you no waiver.

    Look at them, they got married in a grand style last year
    Uploaded 158 pics of the wedding, 200 pics of honeymoon, don’t jeer
    Mostly blurry but rest were clear, taken from a distance and very near
    they are happy so what if they have bloated and enhanced their rear
    well we will be your seer and prophecise for you my dear
    you have wasted so much time, stop lazying around change your gear
    if you don’t you will rot soon, is our fear
    what is this, why have you grown a beard
    Y U NO understand, dress up nicely, wear this wear

    Come let us go and meet this family
    they are not that affluent but the girl is very pretty
    Pretty she might be, but she is not of my affinity
    What are you saying, what’s wrong with her, are you being witty?
    Man, you’re aging now and reaching the escape velocity
    remember, once you turn the draconian age of 30
    you will get no one far and bloody no one in any city
    OK, see another, she is not that nice, but family has never seen scarcity
    NO? You are such a dumbass, soon you will have no pity
    You have gone mad and you ought to be left alone away from this vicinity
    OK, see another, she is so cool, it seems she has everything in her kitty
    NO?, what an idiot you are, why do go into nitty-gritty?

    Sigh, been driving down this road and now cannot take this load
    Judging someone just in a meeting, makes me look like a tadpole toad
    Will settle down some day eventually, why are you getting bored
    I am trying you know, cannot like someone you showed
    just like that, don’t have that switch mode
    it is not some code which you can write and gloat
    I am trying you know, working on it from tip to node
    BharatMatrimonyJeevanSaathiShaadiSimpleMarry I tried but then tip-toed
    That is again liking someone just by pictures you showed
    I know the clock is ticking, but it is okay, I blowed,
    It will happen or not happen, who cares, this is just an ode,
    to my brain which is soon, about to explode.

    Tick tock tick tock tick…
    BOOOM!

  • Please Like my Baby

    Please like my baby for my baby is so cute,
    Look at its* cho-chweet cheeks, and at its tiny snoot…
    How cuddly it is, so plump and fluffy, don’t you think so?
    So adorable no? The eyes, don’t you think they glow?
    The sound it makes, gagagogo gulp, isn’t that music to your ear,
    It might be difficult to decipher for you, should I translate to make it clear?

    Hey like my baby alright, don’t like it more than necessary…
    Although, I’ve applied kala tika protection but I’m wary to keep evils at bay,
    No no, don’t ever dare to make that annoyed face, for my baby is a dude,
    Doesn’t matter if it wets your lap, don’t complain, no, it’s rude…
    How dare you showed discomfort on the running nose of my baby…
    Even if it drools more than its weight, why are you going so crazy,

    Are you jealous that it is my baby and yours are going down the drain,
    You have to like mine on all social media even if it inflicts any pain…
    Yes, you are a nobody, what you know you dumbo, still I need your approval,
    I’m going to send my baby to this baby beauty contest, if I don’t someone else will…
    Do you realize how important is it, to get these social media validations…
    Baby will need them in school admission and other important certifications,

    I’ve changed my DP to my baby’s pics to show my honesty and intimacy…
    Why should I fear, when it grows old, it will take care of its own privacy,
    So praise it now and then, please like my baby for my baby is so cute,
    It’s an opportunity for you to prove your friendliness, O’ my friend so astute,
    Do like the pic where the baby is asleep with father/mother, that’s the pic with the juice…
    Yes, do the job you have been asked to do as baby is the best thing we could (re)produce.

    (* Using its because we don’t differentiate between boy and girl child on this blog)

    P.S.: I thought I am going to offend many people with this post but nobody is going to read this anyway so I am safe. I hope.

  • Maidaan

    पास के क्रिकेट के मैदान में अब घास नहीं उगती,
    हर कहीं पैर पड़ने की वजह से अब ज़मीन बंजर हो चली है |
    खेल तो अब भी खेले जाते हैं, पास दूर से बहुत बच्चे रोज़ आते हैं,
    दिन भर चिल्ल-पों मचता ही रहता है, मैदान यह सब चुपचाप सहता है |

    बाउंड्री पर अब झाड़ भी सूख चूका है,
    कोना कोना मटमैला रूख चूका है |
    गेंद जब सरक कर कोने की दीवार पर आके टकराती है,
    कराह उठता है वो मैदान जैसे कोई सुई चुभो दी हो |

    नाराज़ तो होता है लेकिन बच्चो की ख़ुशी देख कर लौटा देता है गेंद,
    उसे तो इंतज़ार रहता है कि अँधेरा हो और बच्चे घर लौट जाएँ |
    शाम ढलते ही बाउंड्री के बाहर वाले पेड़ो पर पक्षी लौट आते हैं,
    सुरीली से करतल ध्वनि उस मैदान को गाके सुनाते हैं |

    उन्ही पेड़ों से रोड-लाइट की रौशनी जब छन के आती है मैदान पर,
    कोई नहीं होता क्रिकेट खेलने वाला, असली तब आता है मज़ा उस मैदान को |
    पक्षी भी सोचुके होते हैं तब तक, अलग सा सन्नाटा छा जाता है,
    बाउंड्री की दीवारें तत्पर रहती है अँधेरे के लिए, मन ही मन मुस्कुराती हुई |

    थोडा और अँधेरा ढलने पर, दीवारों पर फूल खिल उठते हैं,
    थोड़े थोड़े अंतराल पर, जहां जहां रोशनी नहीं होती |
    चहचहाते हैं फूल, अठखेलियाँ करते हैं,
    मैदान खुश हो उठता है, पेड़ो से रौशनी और कम कर देता है |

    जब तक फूल आपस में व्यस्त रहते हैं, निहारता रहता है सुनसान मैदान उन्हें,
    दिन भर जो बंजर रहा, जैसे अँधेरा होते हैं वसंत ऋतू आ गई हो |
    जो दिन भर हुल्लड़ बाजी और शोर शराबा होता रहा,
    अँधेरे में वहीँ वायलिन और सैक्सोफोन बजने लगते हैं |

    जब कोई गुज़रता है मैदान के बाहर से, कोशिश करता है मैदान के फूल disturb न हो,
    गुजरने वाले को जिज्ञासा भी होती हो, तो होने दो, मैदान तो फूला नहीं समाता |
    थोड़ा सा कभी बाहर वाला भी मुस्कुरा देता है फूलों को देख कर,
    मैदान को आँख मार कर इशारा कर देता है, कि लगे रहो, अपने को क्या |

    कुछ तुनकमिजाज़ियों को फूल पसंद नहीं, खांस कर वो जता देते हैं,
    फूल भी समझ जाते हैं, कि अँधेरा काफी हो चला है |
    उलझी हुई अपनी डालियों को सुलझा के बिछड़ जाते हैं,
    मिलेंगे फिर यहीं, इसी वक़्त कह के एक बार फिर से बंजर कर जाते हैं मैदान |

    Maidaan
    Maidaan
  • 2013

    कवितायेँ लिखने मैं हाथ कुछ तंग है मेरा,
    कभी कभी तो लहजा भी थोडा सा  भंग है मेरा |
    हिंदी में पहली कोशिश है, फिर से शुरू करूँ, खुदी से कुछ बात,
    माफ़ करना, खा जाऊं, अगर मैं मात।

     

    स्ह्याही के कलम की तरह, हिंदी कहीं छूट सी गयी थी,
    फॉर्मेलिटी की गलियों में, भटकती कहीं रूठ सी गयी थी।
    गलती से घुमते फिरते, जब पड़ती है हिंदी अख़बार पे नज़र,
    भाग कर उठालेने का, अन्दर बजता है एक buzzer |

     

    अंग्रेजी में तो बड़ा सरल है राइम करना,
    फेविकोल को अल्कोहल से जोड़ के पेट्रोल के मायने बयान करना |
    शब्दों के ढेर से जब निकालने पड़ रहे हैं अल्फाज़,
    लगता है, नौसीखिए से बजवाया जा रहा हो जबरदस्ती कोई कठिन साज़ |

     

    खैर, यह मकसद नहीं था की मेरी waste कोशिश की चर्चा करूँ,
    बस यही था की इस साल फिर से कुछ नया करूँ,
    2012 कुछ हद तक मेरा रहा,
    बाकी समय हम सब से बहुत कुछ लेता रहा,

     

    आशा है की इस वर्ष, खुशियाँ ज्यादा, गम कम रहेंगे,
    थोडा गिरे भी तो, फिर से उठ खड़े होने के लिए हम कहते रहेंगे!
    जो बाकी रह गया, पूरा करवाएगा आने वाला सवेरा,
    दो हज़ार तेरह, साल हो यह तेरा!
  • The Sarcasmic Verses

    JLF 2012
    JLF 2012 Durbar Hall

    To be born again, one needs to die, and to dive deep into the dead sea, one needs to spark a controversy, and to spark that topic which can be controversial, one needs to take on something which is beneficial to someone, that something or someone has to be rigid and inflexible and stubborn, so something’s happened as I headed to the JLF in the Pink City that is my very own.

    O, their shoes, if not Japanese, were at least made up of posh Italian leather and with time they didn’t weather, hoji these English trousers you see were wrinkled and still wrinkle free, their hats if not for USSR or any country included in that, were certainly showing to their class still after being poshly poshest posh the what, the gentry at the festival reminded everything in actuality we are not. The kids with heavy cams, the writers and authors with interesting names, the aunties with big round bindis and open hair certainly oozed the intellect with the smoke they were puffing, the French bearded literature class with heavy eyelids showed the scholarly text, they were snuffing. And the girls there were simple voila, why to comment over them, some of them were 9.6 and others were 10 on 10.

    As it is not usually written in the preface of the book that it is banned in certain countries so I downloaded and read, where freedom of expression and speech is not as free as it seems, the democracy we live in is subject to certain communities to please and appease, secularism is a joke for the banks where they secure plenty of votes. The book may have its spine, but the Government lacks one, neither have they crossed or let anyone else cross the dreaded line and that in the end turned out to be fine.

    The show was actually going on fine as no one who were actually present in JLF were actually bothered about Salman Rushdie abstaining against his own will. The thoughts and intellect which was flowing in the air was totally healthy and not at all ill. The colors and the speakers at JLF were just beautiful. The crowd, a good mix of photogenic youth and intellectual veterans, was busy hustling bustling to get better view/seats in the tents and marquees. The sessions happening were full of knowledge and opinions, some of them were given by people we love and some we fake love like we cry while cutting onions.

    This year’s Lit fest might not have helped The Diggi Palace actually, since it was getting difficult to hold the crowd there, it might be moved to somewhere else or some restriction on entry might be applied, as it is much needed critically. The basic show got overshadowed by a not so required set of events, but time to time, things should happen to reveal the no-so-clear motives of our beloved governments.

    P.S.: This is my account of JLF and the controversies hovering over it. The language of the post evident somewhere and somewhere not is what I got from the banned book itself. I tried reading it but after 2 pages, I realized that it requires intellect of some other kind. And also it is banned so why bother. Meanwhile, below is a glimpse of how things looked there. Keep reading.

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