FU News: Studies reveal Men from Mars and Women from Venus a Truth

FU News Science Team Secret Report from NASA Laboratories ((European Alps), the Equator)

After a highly confidentially conducted experiment, lasting for 10000s of years, scientists have come to a startling conclusion. You might have to sit down for this.

The statement,

“Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus”

, hold your breath, is true. That’s the reason that they both are totally different species as they are from totally different planets. The differences have always been stark but there has always been a pull among the two like there is some sort of gravitational attraction. That is weird but in a way that is just simple but sometimes complex as well as are all the other attractions.


A more shocking result from the experiment was the fact that Men reached Earth earlier than Women due to planetary positions at that time. That gave Men some unfair advantage that the fairer sex didn’t get. It has also been a reason why men think that somehow they have a right to more things than women have. They think that they can write laws for people who got delayed just by mere minutes. Also, that has also been a reason behind men still not content with one piece of property they have. They still keep looking for more. Adam and Eve were indeed the first 2 people who had landed from the distant planets. Finally, we now know that their names were nothing but acronyms:

ADAM — Alpha Dwelling Association of Mars

EVE — Ex-Venus Earthlings

Did the womenfolk get delayed because they were busy doing make-up? Did the men reach earlier because they thought that if they reach early, they can spend the next few days relaxing doing nothing? Answers to these questions, we might never know.

Another revelation is that LGBTQ originated on Earth but after the surprise conquering of the earth by Men and Women. That’s the reason they are not accepted as much as they should have been. Technically all the organisms on planet earth were Hermaphrodite so the earth could’ve belonged to anyone but it won’t be wrong to blame these extra-terrestrial people for all the differences, judging and labeling others.

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